Advice from a Tardigrade

The thing that they’re famous for is being champion animal survivors.—Dr. Paul Bartels, “Tardigradology,” Oologies podcast hosted by Alie Ward, September 18, 2024. Be a slow stepper. Favor sediment over sentiment. Don’t be picky about your food. Carry your sleeping bag everywhere. Enjoy sex. Enjoy sex a lot. If you can, change genders. Cherish your […]