Someone Always Needs to Explain

Somebody always needs to explain to you all starlight is dead—often a man who also must point out each constellation, intoning all their names: Orion, Aquarius, Taurus the bull. You know he’s not exactly correct, but that sequin pleasing you on the horizon? Time, the speed of light…it could be. So you stand in a […]

Home Renovation Show

Stained wallpaper from the 1930’s—faded green and coral, lush with blowzy roses and garlands—gets a good laugh before it’s smashed into dust, fuzz-tone guitars wailing. Someone jumps feet-first right through it. The oak trim someone else’s mom teetered on an old stool to lemon oil is too much wood. Paint it all white. Tear out […]