You did not consider that the nearest savior could be out-of-network. We’ll soften the news for the kids. We now owe a billion hugs instead of a million— one hug per second nets 11,574 days, 31.71 years of hugging, easily delivered if you do not sleep or eat or stray. They are not expected to […]
Brett Olsen
Brett Olsen is a writer and humorist from Cleveland, Ohio. His work has been featured in McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, ONE ART: A Journal of Poetry, Defenestration, and The Needling.