Male Loneliness Epidemic

He brought me to a field thinking that would be the ideal place to
         take my virginity.
Seventeenth century style, he was nothing if not a History buff.

I was offended by the sight of my first real life penis, poking through
         pilling underwear.
A penis in a field—I guess there could be a metaphor there but I’m
         not that good a poet to figure it out.

Or maybe I’m just too much of a prude—
let’s just say he did not fulfill my bodice ripper fantasies.

It’s weird how parents are so weird about sex.
In a trial we would be proof beyond reasonable doubt of their
         transgressions.

My parents have always been weird, but never about sex—
which I guess makes them weird about that too.

They talked condoms and abortions at the dinner table,
asked me about boyfriends with smiles, not frowns.

That’s why I knew where he was going when he took me to see the
         wildflowers,
otherwise referred to as weeds.

He miscalculated my response to embarrassment—
I didn’t get confused and in confusion acquiesce;

I was disappointed but not surprised at the lack of effort. I told him
         to put it away
and if you could see the look on his face you would cry so much,
         you’d die of dehydration.

Poor misunderstood teenage boy.
What a hostile place the world is.

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